MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)—Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced that he was dropping out of the race for the Republican Presidential nomination, while standing in front of a “Mission Accomplished” banner draped over the façade of his campaign headquarters, in Miami.Speaking to his remaining staff members who were seated in a dozen folding chairs, Bush thanked them for the hard work that led to the triumphant completion of their mission.“Our work is done,” Bush said. “Thanks to you, we have prevailed.”

Source: Jeb Quits Race with “Mission Accomplished” Banner – The New Yorker

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