Saturday couldn’t have been more embarrassing for Sarah Palin, until the DNC sent her a thank you note.

After declaring a strong interest in running for president in 2016 on Thursday and again on Friday, she promptly took the stage at the Iowa Freedom Summit a day later and proceeded to demonstrate why she should never be allowed in the White House.

During an already rambling speech in which she called President Obama an “overgrown little boy,” the “quitta from Wasilla” went off the rails even further when her teleprompter froze. Yes, you heard that right. Palin used a teleprompter, something she always whines about when President Obama uses one, and she still couldn’t deliver a coherent speech. And unlike President Obama, she fell apart when it broke.

“The man can only ride you when your back is bent,” Palin awkwardly said as 13-year-old boys everywhere snickered.