(Newser) – Like everyone else, Stephen Colbert was excited for yesterday’s much-hyped Donald Trump announcement. “This will be the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game changer in the human history of time, OK?” he predicted on the Colbert Report. And as far as he was concerned, the actual announcement—that Trump would give Obama $5 million to release various documents—didn’t disappoint. In fact, it inspired him to make an offer of his own.

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